Alright, so this is it. Singapore isn’t safe any more. Low crime does not mean no crime.

Get into your house, close your doors, windows, don’t turn on the air con and keep silent while the cold sweat is running down your forehead.

When the authorities knock on your door, don’t open, it might be an ambush. And never, never be tempted to go and get your chicken rice from outside, its a long way down.

Bloons 2 – One of my alltime favourite Flash games

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Darn it! I did not only arrive here when the rents had just trippled and i had to pay as much for my studio as i would have paid for that penthouse in Orchard before…NOU, there is a big construction side directly next to our building on the left, and yesterday they started bringing down the old building directly to our right!!