Singapore, Please Ban Dogs And Legalize Chewing Gum

23.15PM – barking 
5.30AM – barking
6.10AM – barking
… (to be continued)

First thing I have to clarify, i like pets, i like hamsters and rats, and spiders and cats and i like dogs, yes, i don’t hate them and they can be funny to play with.. but what i don’t like is an expensive condominium complex with overpriced car spaces, approx. 20 units, 1 pool…and 35 dogs.

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Dude, Is That A Dog Or A Rat?

Why is everybody having these totally annoying little Paris Hilton dogs now? Is it some kind of trend?

Is it really cool to carry your dog around in some bag? Cant they just go for cats the same size or Furbees?

Jeez, these dogs are not only barking the whole day, they are the most unintelligent dogs ever and make our elevator smell like a wolves cave… So adding up to my “construction side problem” i have now two factors and excuses for my massive coffee consumption in help for staying awake.

Solving The problem

This needs to get solved. So, my first idea was to just get a big evil Doberman and letting him “clearing up” the problem on his own…well… as I mentioned, i don’t hate dogs, but… i don’t need a Doberman in my flat either… so i had to find another solution.

Why don’t solving the problem at its root…not my neighbors dogs… dogs itself. We have laws that wont allow me to keep my breath fresh through some yummy bubble gums, why cant there be a law to ensure my healthy sleep through forbidding dogs in town.. ?

I will try to get an audition at the EPD and show them my new ideas… Until then i will put up aboves flyer on every floor, elevator, poolside and rubbish bin..

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