Every Friday, I will present you with the weekly highlights from AngryAngMo.com. Summarized in the “Weekend Edition” I will post the most read, most controversial and most discussed posts of my daily rantings.

The last NDP firework explosion just faded away through the narrow HDB corridors, when I reached home, thirsty and sweaty from a long day, trying to escape the red-Shirts on their crusade for “One nation” through the city.

I got me an ice cold beer, jumped on my sofa and switched on the TV. *zoong* Then… I cannot remember anything. I woke up the next morning with scratch marks around my eyes and ears. What had happened?

There are some attractions in Singapore that are so touristy that everyone who actually lives here, has avoided them since ever.
But once in a while one of your friends or family members visits Singapore, and without recognizing it, one transforms into that exact tourist going through all the “typical” places over and over again..
The Singapore Night Safari is one of these!

On my flight back from Europe, where I was roaming around the last 2 weeks, I was nicely seated in between a notorious Scottish gentleman who wouldn’t stop ordering whiskey and a notorious teenager who wouldn’t stop playing “Space Invaders” with full volume on. So what to do?

Exactly, I watched “Borat” three times in a row and after the last “sexy time” I decided to do an experiment. Having watched “Bruno” back in Europe already, I would watch it once more in Singapore, just to check what you guys will never get to see in the cinema, here is the result!

This weeks posts on AngryAngMo.com were all centered around the biggest day of the year.
Singapore’s National Day Parade. Today I present the best and most useful posts summarized and listed in one entry. You can save it, come back next year, forward to your friends or just enjoy reading!

The following text is based on my personal “encounter” with the Singapore National Day Parade during this years first rehearsal.

Obviously I am not Singaporean, which means I am not able to share heartwarming and patriotic moments with you, like singing the National anthem with 25.000 other people, or feeling overwhelming joy about the free “Funpacks”.

Instead I can show you how a foreigner sees and feels about these 2 hours filled with interesting but weird elements, that got me and my buddy asking more then once “Why the hell would you do that!?”

It was such a stereo type picture, but there we were.
Me and my buddy (both Ang Mohs) sitting half starved, dehydrated and soaked in rain water, in between happily munching and with their “Funpack” playing Singaporeans in the middle of the huge Floating platform to watch the last minutes of the National Day rehearsal.
I learned a lot during those 2 hours and I will write about it tomorrow. But today I want to give advise to everyone who otherwise might be as unprepared as we were.