Lying on my sofa, strolling through the Sunday afternoon and watching the HSBC Singapoe Open getting washed away by rain…suddenly *beep beep* One new Message on my mobile.

Alright, so this is it. Singapore isn’t safe any more. Low crime does not mean no crime.

Get into your house, close your doors, windows, don’t turn on the air con and keep silent while the cold sweat is running down your forehead.

When the authorities knock on your door, don’t open, it might be an ambush. And never, never be tempted to go and get your chicken rice from outside, its a long way down.